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This Blog Has Moved!

Right, so yes, five years ago I moved to github pages, and never bothered to redirect any of these pages there. Now I've moved on from there, and... Finally I am using my real domain, trishagee.com . My blog is now at trishagee.com/blog .  See you there!

How to show your employees how much you hate them

Due to a combination of my restlessness, my consulting experience, and employers that insist on moving offices frequently, I've had the dubious honour of working in a variety of environments. Today I will teach you, the employer, how to show your staff just how much you hate them. The Kitchen Is Not For Eating In Since eating and drinking is unfortunately a fundamental part of being human and staying alive, you will need to provide your staff with a space that pretends to address these needs. The best example I have seen so far has been a "kitchen" with: no sink; no kettle; no microwave; a tiny under-counter fridge for employee food (for approx 50 employees); nowhere to sit and a maximum capacity of 3 people standing. You're probably wondering how I knew it was a kitchen.  Well, it had a counter top. And a coffee machine which also dispensed slightly warmed water.  And The Largest Drinking Water Dispenser In The World 1 . The most important thing to remember...

Working Environment

How important to you is your working environment?  - Type of desk  - What's on it  - Position / type of mouse, keyboard, monitor(s)  - Music / background sound (or lack of it)  - Open plan vs team room vs cube vs personal office  - etc... These physical items could be extended to include your virtual environment:  - Eclipse / IntelliJ Idea / Visual Studio (is it still called this?) / other dev enviornment - setup, preferences, window positions  - OS  - Desktop icons - do you care what / how many / positioning  - Which software is always open when you're working, and does it matter what order you open them in (so they're in the correct place on your task bar) (additional: does not having enough RAM cripple you because you have to constantly shut and re-open software?) How anal are you about setting these things up and getting them just right before you can start coding (or whatever it is you do)? This post comes to you courtesy of m...

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