And now, after an absence of several weeks, you get to see how long it takes me to write some of these posts. I was putting up the Christmas decorations one Saturday when my worst fear was realised 1 - one of my three strings of lights was not working. The first two went up fine. The third lit up when I plugged it in, and in less than a second went out. Curses. This is not what I wanted, this was supposed to be a short exercise in making my tiny little flat look festive. So I set about the tedious task of starting from the end closest to the plug and replacing every bulb, one by one, with a spare one to see if it magically lit up again. When it doesn't, you take the spare back out and replace it with the original bulb. I remember my parents going through this ritual every Christmas, the tediousness of this activity is more memorable than the fleeting joy of shinies. While I was doing this, my mind was back on the job I'd been doing at work the p...