Living and working in central London, you quickly learn that the fastest way around town is to cycle. My extensive research into this activity has shown there are a number of different cycling tribes. Of course, I have split them into the two groups that are most appropriate to me: 1) slower than me and 2) faster than me. You can probably tell what sort of a cyclist I am by my attitude to the two groups. 1. Slower than me: Wicker shopping basket. Doesn't matter what the rest of the bike looks like, or the biker, I will always try to get ahead of these. The extra scary ones are the women in flowing dresses who might be university professors. Boris Bikes . When there's a tube strike, Avoid At All Costs. These people probably haven't been on a bike since they were in school, and it shows. Hoody (always a male) on a BMX-style bike with the seat far too low, riding in too low a gear, with baggy jeans that show their... well... everything. Never have lights on th...